13 Things you don't need to know
Seriously, you don't need to be here. It gets strange.
1. I was nearly bitten by one of the world's most venomous snakes. For real. An equis.
2. Fandoms: Star Wars, Outlander, Game of Thrones. Can converse with experts on Marvel (MCU), Harry Potter, and Star Trek
3. I drove my high school car until I was 27.
4. My son and I are collecting National Park Quarters. Do you have a Yellowstone? Email me.
5. Here are the best desserts: Boston Creme Pie; Yellow Cake with Chocolate Frosting; Nutella Brownie a la Mode; Cheesecake (but not the crust).
6. My cats are named for weather.
7. I like to travel with my mom, but it can be tough since she's a fire fighter and is known to check the fire alarms in hotel rooms. So embarrassing.
8. I love museums. That's where I always want to go so stop asking about going other places in new cities. We go to the museum first.
9. I don't know anything about football. I tried to learn about football once, but decided it wasn't a sport for short spectators.
10. My favorite job of all time was making coffee and selling books.
11. Nurses are my heroes.
12. My biggest regret is not learning to play any instrument well. One of my Grannys played the banjo, and my other Granny played the guitar. I wish I had asked them to teach me.
13. I'm trying to get my yard to turn to moss. Do you know how? Email me.
